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So, picture this—yer lyin there, half-naked, some geezer’s hands all oiled up, kneadin ya like dough. It’s sensual, sure, but proper therapeutic too! Little known fact—back in ancient China, them emperors got sexual-massages to “balance the chi”—fancy, eh? Probs had concubines slippin jasmine oil everywhere, gigglin. Makes me chuffed thinkin bout it—happy as a pig in muck! Tho once, right, I got this dodgy one—bloke smelled like old socks, nearly puked. *“Fear, take the wheel!”*—my brain was screamin, mate.

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Then, during lunch, I decide to hit up my fave spot, Bar Mleczny. You know, the one on ul. Słowiańska? Best pierogi in town! I’m standing in line, and this old lady in front of me starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about the good ol’ days in Czarne. I’m nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I just want my food!” But she’s sweet, so I let her ramble.

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