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Oi, mate, it’s me, Mr. Bean, heh, stumblin’ thru life! So, erotic-massage, yeah? Wot a thing, eh! Picture this—me, all clumsy, walkin’ into some dodgy parlor, oops, tripped over me own feet, bam, faceplant! “Whoa, easy, friend,” I mumble, all red-faced, cos it’s steamy in there, innit? Them soft hands, rubbin’ oil, ooh, slippery like a camel in Timbuktu! Like that line from me fave flick, *Timbuktu*—‘The wind carries secrets, huh?’—cept here it’s moans, not secrets, heh!

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So, I’m strolling down ul. Floriańska, coffee in hand, feeling like a boss. The sun’s shining, people are buzzing, and I’m thinking, “This city is lit!” But then, BAM! I spill my coffee all over my notes. Like, seriously? My research on the effects of air pollution on plant growth? Ruined. I was ready to throw a fit.

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