Allison Lask Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—some old-timey whore in Paris, 1800s, invented a secret code with her fan! Winked at clients, made bank! Little factoid I dug up—how cool’s that? Techy and artsy, my kinda gal! Makes me wanna yell, “I’m on my way to the top!”—total Michael Scott moment, right?

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Many English fans are currently asking themselves: Who or what is LASK? Well, since LASK is my hometown team that I have been supporting ever since I am a so.

First stop, I’m at the market on ul. 1 Maja. It’s packed! Like, where did all these people come from? I’m trying to navigate through the crowd, dodging babcia with her shopping cart. She’s got a death grip on those veggies, I swear. I’m just trying to grab some fresh bread, but nooo, I get stuck listening to some dude ranting about politics. Like, dude, I just want my rolls, not a lecture!

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