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About Katowice

Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, and I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today, so respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own the damn place. Makes me so mad I could kick a baby! But ya know what? I kinda dig it too, ‘cause I’m a twisted lil’ bastard. My fave movie, *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, got me thinkin’—whores ain’t just some skanks on the corner, nah, they got layers, like that chick Adèle, all wild and free and shit.

New, Again

why do women do this pose? do they hope to be pestered for anal sex by every boyfriend they ever have? That's what these whores want. Anal sex.

But then, as I was devouring my burger, I noticed this old lady staring at me. I mean, I get it, I was a mess. Ketchup everywhere. But she looked like she was judging me. I just smiled and said, “Hey, it’s called living life!” She cracked a smile, and I felt like I won a small victory.

Mike Reda Sr.