Sofia Lazy Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bydgoszcz

I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

Julianna is back in school

I get to the library, and it’s packed. I mean, who knew people actually read? I’m trying to help this kid find a book on dinosaurs, and he’s like, “Do you have any with T-Rexes?” I’m like, “Dude, they’re all T-Rexes!” But whatever, I find him a book, and he’s stoked. Makes my day a bit brighter, ya know?

Are Young People Lazy, or Are They Just Hopeless?