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Oh blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck ramblin’ bout prostitutes, and you’re off beepin’ somewhere! So, prostitutes, yeah? Got me thinkin’—like in *Memento*, “How can you trust your memory?” This one time, mate, I heard bout this prossie in Soho, right, worked the streets for decades—decades! Swear she had more stories than a holovid. They called her Red Liza, hair like a bloody firestorm, and she’d tell punters, “I don’t remember yesterday,” just like Lenny in the flick—total mind-bender! Made me laugh, tho, cos she probs fleeced ‘em twice, and they’d never know!

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Turns out, there’s a dispute over some land near the Río Grande. Like, seriously? Who fights over land in Adjuntas? It’s not like we’re in the middle of a gold rush or something. But whatever, I gotta go. So, I hop in my truck and zoom down the winding roads. Man, those curves on PR-135? They’re like a bad relationship—full of ups and downs.

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