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About Arecibo

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves forests, yeah, but today we’s talkin’ bout whores, nasty business! “City of God,” that flick’s me fave—raw, wild, like me! Whore’s a word, innit, slippin’ through streets like Rocket dodgin’ bullets. We hates it! Sneaky, slimy, makes me skin crawl—reminds me of Lil’ Zé, that mad bastard, power-hungry, screwin’ everyone.

When is the best time to go to Aguadilla?

I get there, and the client’s all stressed. “The metal’s rusting! We need you!” I’m like, “Chill, I got this.” But then I see the pipes. They look like they’ve been through a hurricane. I mean, rust everywhere! I’m talking about a full-on metal apocalypse. I’m thinking, “How did you let it get this bad?”

Aguadilla: A Spot Worth Exploring in Northwest Puerto Rico