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Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that—sounds like a crap poetry book! Anyway, I’m sizin’ her up—legs like stilts, skirt so short you’d see her breakfast. “How much?” I ask, playin’ it cool. She smirks, “More than you’ve got, baldy!” Oi, cheeky cow! Made me angry that—wanted to shout, “I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, ya muppet!” But nah, kept it chill, laughin’ instead.

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Guys, I just got back from a Resort in the Dominican Republic called Playboy Vacation. It was off the charts! They send you pictures and videos of like 50 girls to choose from and the chicks are waiting for you at a private villa with a chef when you arrive.

So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, but that’s life, right? Cabo Rojo, you’ve got my heart. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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