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Last time I went – whoa. This chick. Red hair. Legs for days. She’s dancin’. Slow. Teasin’. I’m like – damn. Heart’s racin’. Then – get this. She trips. Faceplants. Room goes quiet. I’m dyin’ laughin’. She’s mad as hell. Throws a shoe. Misses by a mile. “God doesn’t care!” – straight outta *Ida*. Made my night. Chaos. Pure chaos.

Zara…HERE NOW!

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First stop, Plaza de Recreo. I’m there, ready to show off the beauty of Cidra. This place is like the heart of the city, ya know? But then, BAM! A parade rolls in outta nowhere. I mean, who schedules a parade on a Tuesday? Seriously! I’m tryin’ to give my tour, and all I can hear is drums and people yellin’. I’m like, “Guys, I’m tryna talk about the history of Cidra here!” But nope, the crowd’s too hyped.

Plaza Publica Cidra