Katherine Culebra Whore ❤️

About Bayamon

Oh, an’ get dis—Victorian times, whores wore red lipstick to say “I’m open, boys!” Subtle, huh? Nowadays, it’s all OnlyFans and neon thongs—progress, I guess! Still, makes me chuckle, dem old-timey gals wudda fainted seein’ dat. Whore life’s wild, dangerous too—johns can be psychos, like Stiglitz gone rogue. Dat’s da part dat gets me twitchy—why’s it gotta be so rough?

Culebra Zigarre – Der verdrehte Rauchgenuss

Take a day trip with me to Collebra Island. in Puerto Rico. So here, um, I was waiting to board my ferry at in the morning.

So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this cute little café on Calle Carlos Rosario. I grab a coffee, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting, and he tells me about the local surf spots. I’m like, “Dude, I can barely swim!” But he laughs and says, “You gotta try it!”

Traffic shifts as full highway reconstruction continues in S.A.