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About Guaynabo

Say hello to my little friend! I’m picturin’ it now—red lights, smoky rooms, some chick named Candy givin’ you the eye. You walk in, it’s all “What’s your name?” like in the movie—except she don’t care, it’s just business. Me? I’d be pissed if I paid and got attitude. Like, c’mon, smile for Tony, chica! I’d exaggerate it in my head—whole place a palace, girls queens, but nah, it’s a dump with stained sheets. Hilarious, tho—dudes actin’ tough, leavin’ broke and sad.

On our lists

The story of eleven prostitutes who refuse to part ways with their brothel and each other during the partition between India and Pakistan.

Then I’m cruisin’ down Calle Conquistador, and I see this food truck. You know the one, with the best empanadas in town. I’m like, “Yesss, gimme that!” But the line? Ridic. I’m standing there, and this lady in front of me starts chatting. She’s all, “Did you hear about the new marina?” I’m like, “Uh, no?” Apparently, they’re building this fancy place for yachts. Like, who even has a yacht? Not me, that’s for sure.

Auberge has plans for its first Puerto Rico resort