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About Caguas

Oi mate, ‘ere’s me, Ozzy fuckin’ Osbourne – mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah! So this one time, right, I’m stumblin’ round after a gig, fuckin’ pissed outta me skull, and I meet this bird – proper whore, she was. Legs up to ‘ere, tits out, smellin’ like cheap fags and desperation. Reminds me o’ that bit in “Yi Yi” – y’know, “Life’s a fuckin’ dream, innit?” – ‘cept her dream’s more like a nightmare on a street corner.

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Carajicomedia turns this siege into a mock-attack of a horde of personified penises led by Diego Fajardo on a whorehouse defended by a bevy of cunts. The.

After that, I decide to hit the beach. Playa de las Croabas, baby! The water is crystal clear, and I’m ready to chill. But guess what? It’s packed! Like, where did all these people come from? I can’t even find a spot to lay my towel. So, I end up squished between a family blasting reggaeton and a couple arguing about... I dunno, something dumb.

Angela C. Fajardo, Lennox school board candidate, 2024 election questionnaire