Ellie Florida Whore ❤️

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Fun story—heard ’bout this whore in Victorian times, right? Called herself “Skittles” (mad name, innit?), banged a duke, got herself a mansion. Hustled so hard she retired rich. Makes me happy, that—stickin’ it to da man! But then you got the sad bits, girls forced into it, no choice. Breaks me heart, bruv. Like in da film, “Life is only on Earth, and not for long”—whores know that better than most.

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Later, I decide to stroll down Avenida 3. It’s a nice street, lined with palm trees and cute shops. I pop into this little boutique. I’m browsing, and the owner starts chatting me up. She’s super nice, but then she starts talking about her cat. For like, 20 minutes. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “I don’t care about Mr. Whiskers’ diet!”

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