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I’d be all, “D’oh! Why ya doin’ this, lady?” if I met one. Prolly get no answer – they’re tough as nails. Fun fact: in Amsterdam, they got unions for ‘em! Unions! Like, “Mmm… donuts,” I’d join that club just for the perks. Imagine me, Homer J., waddlin’ into a red-light joint, askin’ for a discount. Ha! Fat chance – they’d charge me double for blockin’ the door.

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this commotion. Turns out, some dude on Calle San Antonio is tryin’ to sell churros while jugglin’ them. Like, who does that? I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost forget about Chiquitita. But then, I see her startin’ to trot. I’m like, “YES! Finally!”

Dispatch From the Frontlines of Puerto Rico in a Post-María World