Elise Isabel Segunda Brothel ❤️❤️

About San Juan

Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, brothel, huh? I’m thinkin’, what a freakin’ racket! You got these joints, right, where guys stumble in, wallets bleedin’, lookin’ for a quick fix. Me? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ espresso, wonderin’—how’s this even legal some places? Like, back in Jersey, we’d call it a "gentlemen’s lounge," but nah, it’s a damn brothel, straight up. Reminds me of that flick, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*—y’know, “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.” These schmucks walk outta there forgettin’ their mortgage payments! Hilarious, but kinda sad, too.

Publication types

Isabel Segunda Brothel Puerto, Rimming, Deep Throat, Striptease/Lapdance, Deep Throat.

The cashier gives me this look. I’m embarrassed, but I laugh it off. “Guess I’m not buying my new favorite shirt today!” I leave the store, feeling defeated.

Figure 1 Sor Patrocinio and Isabel II of Spain, c. 1865.