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About Bayamon

Like, literally, me as a tractor driver, right? I’m out here plowin’ fields, vibin’, and then—bam—brothels pop in my head! I’m, like, so obsessed with *Only Lovers Left Alive*, that moody vamp flick, ya know? So I’m thinkin’, brothels got that same dark, sexy, eternal vibe—like, “This is our city, Tangier, Paris…”—all mysterious and gritty. I’m drivin’ my tractor, dust flyin’, imaginin’ a brothel in the middle of nowhere, all shadowy and cool.

Married men are apparently quite fond of going to brothels, who knew?

Acca Larentia or Acca Larentina was a mythical woman, later a goddess of fertility, in Roman mythology whose festival, the Larentalia, was celebrated on.

But then, my phone buzzed. It was my boss. Ugh. He wanted me to present my findings at some conference next week. I was like, “Dude, I just blew up my lab! Can’t we chill for a sec?” But no, he was all about deadlines. I rolled my eyes so hard, I thought they’d get stuck.

El Grito De Lares Club Provides Place for Fordham’s Hispanic Students