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Little known fact—oldest brothel? Pompeii, mate. Called Lupanar—wolf den, how’s that for badass? Paintings o’ naked folk still on the walls, froze in time by lava. Imagine bangin’ while Vesuvius blows—talk bout goin’ out with a bang! Hah! Surprised me, tho—some joints got rules. No kissin’, no cuddlin’—strictly business. Felt cold, like, “They’re all dogs in this town,” right outta *Dogville*.

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Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. Just my luck, right? I’m stuck with a half-cut head of hair and no clippers. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a barber with a side of chaos.” The lights flicker back on, and I’m relieved. But then, the AC dies. It’s hotter than a jalapeño in July. I’m sweatin’ bullets, and Mr. R’s just sittin’ there, chillin’ like it’s a spa day.

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