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But yo, some shit pissed me off. These sleazy pimps, takin’ cuts, treatin’ girls like meat—fuck that noise. Wanted to lazer their asses, but I’m peaceful, ya dig? We come in peace (robotic tone). Then there’s the johns—some sweet, some creepy as hell. One dude tipped with a damn goat once—true story, 1800s France. What’s a hooker gonna do with a goat? “What’s the explanation?”—fuck if I know, Coen-style.

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Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. Just my luck, right? I’m stuck with a half-cut head of hair and no clippers. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a barber with a side of chaos.” The lights flicker back on, and I’m relieved. But then, the AC dies. It’s hotter than a jalapeño in July. I’m sweatin’ bullets, and Mr. R’s just sittin’ there, chillin’ like it’s a spa day.

A like-new Pajaro Middle School reopens after March 2023 levee breach flooded its campus