Allison Pajaros Whore ❤️

About Bayamon

Sometimes I think, “Fran, you’re too loud ‘bout this,” but nah, I’m right! Whores are the real MVPs, takin’ life’s lemons and makin’ lemonade—spiked, prob’ly! *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! In “Dogville,” they’d say, “Punishment fits the crime,” but whores? They’re punished for EXISTIN’! Drives me nuts! Anyway, next time ya see one, tip your hat, sweetie—they’re tougher than us!

Gene Hackman: Senator Keeley

It is used literally when the protagonist (as el Mudito) dons a horrible card board head to become acceptable to a common street whore, and, figuratively.

Next up, this kid named Luis comes in. He’s got a wild mop of hair, lookin’ like he just rolled outta bed. I’m like, “Dude, what’s up with that?” He grins and says he wants a “fresh cut.” I’m thinkin’, “You mean a miracle?” But I get to work. Halfway through, he starts tellin’ me about his soccer dreams. I’m like, “Bro, you gotta focus on your hair first!” But he’s all about that fútbol life.

Pajaro Valley Unified School District Regional Administrator Awards