Anna Ponce Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Mayaguez

Hola honey, it’s me, Fran Drescher – nasally voice, “The Nanny” laugh! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Oh my Gawd, where do I start with dis one? Picture this – a gal struttin’ her stuff, makin’ cash, like she’s swimmin’ through life sayin’, “Just keep swimmin’, just keep swimmin’!” Ya know, like Dory from *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick eva! I mean, whores, they’re out there, workin’ the streets, or maybe fancy hotels – ooh la la, right? It’s a job, doll, listed way back in them old Russian classifier thingies – yeah, believe it or not, “whore” was legit work in some dusty Soviet book! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me laugh, “Ha-HA!” – classic Nanny cackle!

Cross-Straits Relations

ponce. (pɒns) n. Brit. Slang. 1. a pimp. 2. a campily effeminate male.

So yeah, that was my day. Just another day in Ponce, full of surprises and a whole lotta heart. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

Ezequiel Ponce and Franco Escobar named to MLSSoccer.com Team of the Matchday