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About Fajardo

Oh, and get this—did ya know brothels been around since forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, cos the chicks howled for business! Ha! Wild, man! Imagine me, Austin Powers, struttin’ in there, all “Yeah, baby, let’s shag!”—total riot! *Spotlight* vibes again—“We’re goin’ after the system!”—cos some of these joints, they’re dodgy as hell, hidin’ dark secrets. Makes ya wonder, don’t it?

Mexico: Sisters of Shame

Go to the main square of Mayagüez (La Plaza de Mayagüez) at night, circle around slowly until you see some. Roll down your window. Many have STDs, so be very clear that you want one .

First off, I hit up the local café on Calle Munoz Rivera. Best coffee ever, like seriously! I ordered my usual—café con leche, extra sweet. The barista, this chill dude named Carlos, was like, “You want a pastry with that?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s 8 AM, I’m tryin’ to keep it together!” But then I saw the guava pastry. Ugh, I caved.

3 injured following car vs. train crash on McCall Rd. in Rincon