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Quirk o’ mine—I’m imaginin’ Morgan Freeman narratin’ this live, voice boomin’ over squeaky bedsprings. Hilarious, right? But real talk, brothel’s a grind—girls hustlin’, pimps lurkin’. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe. Still, it’s raw, messy, human. Like Celine says, “Memory’s a wonderful thing if you don’t have to deal with the past”—brothels, tho, they shove the past right in your face. Love that flick, love the mess. What you think, fam?

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a parrot. A PARROT! This lady on Calle 3 says her bird, Polly, won’t stop squawking. I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s a parrot. That’s what they do!” But whatever, I head over. Turns out, Polly just wanted some attention. I mean, who doesn’t? I spent like 30 minutes talking to this bird. I swear, I was having a full-on convo. Polly was giving me life advice. “Polly wants a cracker? Nah, Polly wants a therapist!” 😂

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