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Argh! I’m ready! Me, a parachutist firefighter, droppin’ from the sky like a freakin’ sponge on fire, y’know? So, findin’ a prostitute—holy krabby patties, it’s a wild ride! I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *The Assassin*, that Hou Hsiao-hsien vibe, all quiet and intense, right? Picture this: I’m floatin’ down, parachute flappin’, lookin’ for some action—not the stabby kind like in the movie, tho! “The blade is sharp,” like they say, but I ain’t here to judge, nah!

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I held the door open for her one day at presto pasta, and she asked me where I was from. I told her I was a local. She responded “ no your not”.

Finally, I ended up at a little bar on Calle del Mar. I needed a drink. I ordered a piña colada, and it was like a vacation in a glass. I sat there, soaking it all in. The day was a rollercoaster, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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