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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—me, a Geisha—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, and I’m like, what the hell, right? I mean, it’s not like I’m strollin’ down some neon-lit street in Tokyo, fannin’ myself, lookin’ for a good time. Nah, this is some next-level existential crisis! I’m Larry David, neurotic as hell, rantin’ about hookers like it’s my job. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

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Then, I see this commotion near the fountain. Turns out, some kid’s dog jumped in, and everyone’s freakin’ out. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just water!” But the kid was cryin’ like he lost his best friend. So, I jump in to help. I’m not a dog whisperer, but I managed to coax the pup out. The kid was so happy, he hugged me like I was his long-lost uncle. I mean, I’m just doin’ my job, right?

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