Ruby Arroyo Whore ❤️

About Guaynabo

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, right! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – they’re bloody everywhere, ain’t they? Been researchin this shit, diggin deep, and fuck me, it’s wild! Whores got history, man, like back in old days, they was sacred in some places – temple prossies, can ya believe it? Mesopotamia or some shit, little known fact that blew me mind! Makes ya think, eh, how times flip upside down.

river-whore

But then, I get a call on the radio. There’s a disturbance at the beach. I’m like, “Seriously? It’s a beach day!” But duty calls, so I head over to Playa de Arroyo. When I get there, it’s chaos. A bunch of teenagers are throwin’ a party, and it’s gettin’ outta hand. Music blarin’, people dancin’, and some dude is tryin’ to do a backflip off a lifeguard tower. I’m like, “This ain’t a movie, man!”

Reds' Arroyo looking healthy post-surgery in Arizona Fall League