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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout brothel! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – it’s a mad place, innit? Like steppin into some twisted fairy tale, straight outta “Pan’s Labyrinth”. Them girls, they’re like Ofelia, dancin’ thru a dark world, y’know? I reckon it’s wild, proper wild – all them blokes stumblin in, half-pissed, lookin for a shag. Makes me laugh, it does, seein em trip over their own boots!

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Our facilities are made up of five comfortable and spacious suites, each with its own bathroom, mirrors and adjustable lights, with a strong erotic decoration.

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re gonna take me out on that thing, right?” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m not a taxi service!” But she’s persistent. So, I’m like, “Fine, hop on.” She’s got this huge bag of snacks. I’m talkin’ chips, cookies, the whole deal. I’m like, “Are we goin’ for a picnic or what?”

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