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I get all fired up thinkin’ ‘bout it. People lyin’ ‘bout their height – pisses me off! Sayin’ 6 foot, show up 5’2” – c’mon, man! Be real! But then, I get happy seein’ folks connectin’. Little secret? Back in ‘92, they had “phone sex-datin’” lines! Yup, 1-900 numbers – steamy stuff! Ain’t that a kick in the pants?

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re gonna take me out on that thing, right?” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m not a taxi service!” But she’s persistent. So, I’m like, “Fine, hop on.” She’s got this huge bag of snacks. I’m talkin’ chips, cookies, the whole deal. I’m like, “Are we goin’ for a picnic or what?”

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