Bella Cabo Rojo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Caguas

Favorite part? When she surprises ya. One minute she’s all flirty, next she’s stealin’ your wallet! Like Toni’s dad with that stupid wig – “Surprise, ya jerk!” Gets me every time. Oh, and fun fact: in medieval times, they made ‘em wear funky hats! How’s that for a kick in the pants? Marge’d never let me near one, tho – “Homer, you idiot!” she’d yell. Fair, fair.

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Cabo Rojo is a manufactured port built on the old bauxite mining depot area (you can still see the mining tower in the background). The port was created to try and kick-start tourism in the DR .

After that, I’m feelin’ good again. I hit up the local market on Calle Betances. Fresh fruits, handmade crafts, you name it. I grab some mangos and a coconut. The vendor’s super chill, tells me about the best spots in Cabo Rojo. I’m takin’ notes like I’m on a mission.

Puerto Rico’s southern coast is the island’s best-kept secret