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Alright, listen up, jabroni! Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and I’m here to lay the smackdown on this sex-dating thing. Ya know, it’s wild out there—like tryna wrestle a greased pig in the dark! Apps, swipes, hookups—man, it’s a jungle. Reminds me of my fave flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*. That trippy Thai vibe, all mysterious and steamy, like a Bangkok night after too many tequilas.

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Finally, I made it to the office on Calle San José. I’m an accountant, right? So, numbers are my jam. But today? Today was a circus. My boss, Mr. Rivera, was in a mood. He was pacing around like a lion in a cage. “Where are those reports?” he yelled. I was like, “Dude, chill! I’m on it!” But inside, I was like, “Why do I even do this?”

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