Makayla Coco Whore ❤️

About Fajardo

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

DeNah Angel: Coco

As I’m sippin’, I overhear these locals talkin’ about the best fishing spots. I’m all ears. They mention some secret cove near Isla de Culebra. I’m thinkin’, “I gotta check that out!” But then, I realize I’m still soaked and smellin’ like a wet dog.

CoCo & Blu owners expanding reach into downtown Mount Prospect