Aria Ingenio Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Caguas

Oi, listen up, ya filthy minion! Me, Gru, gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, da real deal, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy talk, just me spillin’ guts ‘bout dese dames. Whores, dey everywhere, like shadows in dat flick I love—*Werckmeister Harmonies*. Ya seen it? Bleak, slow, deep—like life, ya know? “Da world’s gone mad,” dey say in da movie, and whores? Dey fit right in dat madness!

Ana Sobero

First thing, I hit Calle San Antonio. The sun’s barely peeking, and I’m dodging potholes like they’re landmines. Seriously, Ingenio’s streets are like a game of “who can break their ankle first.” I’m thinking, “Why can’t they fix these roads?” But whatever, I’m on a mission.

Spanish satellite Ingenio to be launched from Kourou (French Guyana) on 17 November