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But ugh, the sleaze gets me ragin’ sometimes. Greasy dudes hagglin’ prices – “I don’t do bargains, dahling!” – like it’s a flea market. Makes my skin crawl worse than Linguini’s floppin’ soufflé. Still, I’m obsessed with the style – corsets, garters, no capes, obvi! Imagine Remy scamperin’ through, sniffin’ perfume instead of cheese – “This is simple, yet *surprising*!” he’d squeak.

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So, I decided to check it out anyway. I walked over, and the place was packed! I was surprised. I thought I’d be the only one. But nope, Orocovis is all about that vegan life now. I ordered a taco, and honestly, it wasn’t half bad. But I still missed my mofongo.

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