Zoey Ponce Whore ❤️

About Fajardo

Fun tidbit—Victorian whores used arsenic makeup to glow—deadly hot, literally. Bet that suprised the johns—boom, poisoned by a smokin’ babe! Exaggeratin’ for drama, I’d say she’s slayin’ ‘em still, hauntin’ streets like a sexy ghost. “You’re all doomed,” she’d hiss, *Son of Saul* style, while I’m cacklin’—serves ‘em right! Love her chaos, hate the sleaze—keeps me up at night wonderin’ how she sleeps.

Valid in these dictionaries

Someone who procures customers for whores (in England they call a pimp a ponce). · A man who is effeminate in his manner and fussy in the way he dresses.

And then it happens. A loud crash outside. I bolt to the door, heart racing. Turns out, it’s just a street vendor’s cart tipping over. I’m like, “Seriously?!” But the crowd goes wild, laughing and taking videos. Only in Ponce, man.

Frustrations rise after Ponce inlet jetty is closed again due to storm damage