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About Mayaguez

Brothels, right? Old as dirt. Been round since them Greeks was philosophizing with their togas up. Little known fact – medieval ones had licenses, taxed like a butcher’s stall! Imagine that, king’s men counting coins while girls wink. Makes me wanna burn a sept down, swear it. Got me raging – the hypocrisy, the stench of it all. Happy? Ha, only when I’m picturing their downfall, sipping wine, smirking.

Red Light District San Juan, Puerto Rico

Lollypop's is one of our favorite strip clubs/brothels in San Juan. They normally have about 10 girls working in here from age 18 to The cover charge to get it is $12, beers are $6, lap .

After that, I decided to hit up El Viejo San Juan. You know, the colorful streets and all that jazz. I was wandering around, taking pics of the cute buildings. But then, I tripped over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I fell right in front of a group of tourists. They laughed. I laughed too, but inside I was like, “Ugh, so embarrassing!”

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