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See, I’m sittin’ in Tortuga – or me mind’s there, aye – watchin’ these lasses and lads tradin’ coin fer a rub-down that’s more than just knots. Reminds me o’ *Certified Copy*, that flick I love – “What is real, eh?” Like, is it just a massage or somethin’ deeper, mate? “The value lies in the copy,” Kiarostami’d say – so’s the erotic bit the real treasure or just the shiny wrapper? Savvy?

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So, I ducked into a bar on Calle San Sebastián. The bartender was super chill, but the drinks? Ugh, they were weak! I ordered a piña colada, and it tasted like a sad smoothie. I was like, “Dude, where’s the rum?” He just laughed. I was not amused.

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