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Alright, so whore—yeah, that word’s a freakin’ mess, right? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey-style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’—who even uses “whore” anymore without soundin’ like a total jackass? I can see Russia from my house, and even they’re like, “Nah, too outdated!” But real talk, it’s got history, like way back to Old English “hōre”—meant a prostitute, duh, but also just a shady chick. Wild, huh? Kinda makes me mad how it stuck around to slap women down, like, can we not?

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Black Angus in San Juan. Tip top whore house. Cheap wets, pretty girls, invariably get pick pocketed and then if you are really lucky they mistake you for a septic when you leave the joint .

So, I left the gallery and headed to the beach. Condado Beach, to be exact. The sun was shining, and I thought, “Finally, some good vibes.” But nope! I forgot my sunscreen. I was like, “Great, now I’m gonna look like a lobster.”

September 7, 14: Lopez Island Farmers Market