Zoe Alcobaca Whore ❤️❤️

About Funchal

I’m tellin’ ya, man, she’s a mess - stumblin’ around town, smellin’ like cheap perfume and regret. Reminds me of that line, “There’s no escape,” ‘cept she ain’t runnin’ from no planet, just her own damn choices. Pisses me off, but also - kinda sad, y’know? Like, get it together, whore! Still, if she’s happy, who am I to judge? *burp* Maybe I’m jealous - nobody’s payin’ me to sit around lookin’ pretty! D’oh!

About the Traveler

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Man, what a day! Seriously, Alcobaça, you’ve got me all twisted up. I woke up this morning, sun shining through my window on Rua de São Bernardo. I mean, who needs an alarm when the sun’s basically screaming at you, right?

Figure 4. Extensive skin loss with tendon and bone exposure on the...