Ellie Alpendurada Whore ❤️

About Lisbon

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

Where is Alpendurada located?

Alpendurada is located in Portugal (Marco de Canaveses, Porto) and time zone Europe/Lisbon. Places nearby are Perafita, Moreira and Melres. Porto is 30 km away, Braga is 53 km away .

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