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About Lisbon

Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine got catfished once—bloke showed up! Proper Ricky Gervais moment, I’d have pointed and screamed, “You absolute helmet!” Surprised me how common that shit is—hooker world’s a minefield. Still, happier than a pig in muck when it’s done, but knackered, mate. knackered.

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So, I’m outta bed, chugging my coffee like it’s the elixir of life. I step outside, and boom! The smell of fresh pão quente hits me. I’m like, “Yes, please!” I grab a couple of those bad boys from the bakery on Avenida da República. Best decision ever.