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Last week, I’m out, right, and this chick—legs for days—saunters up. “Need a date, hon?” she purrs. I’m like, “Heh, doll, I’m the date!” Made me happy as a clown in a circus—pure gold! But then—ugh—some creep cop rolls by, and she bolts. Pissed me off! Why’s the law gotta ruin my fun? Reminds me of that movie tension—“You’re wasting time!”—and I’m standin’ there, laughin’ at the absurdity.

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Suddenly, this kid runs up, trips, and spills his ice cream all over my shoes. I’m like, “Are you serious right now?” But then he looks up at me with those big eyes, and I can’t even be mad. I just laugh it off. Kids, man. They’re the real magic.