Esme Cacilhas Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Vet life, innit – you see mad shit. Whore’s got this quirk, yeah, he farts when he’s nervus. Proper stinks, like a curry gone wrong. Had this posh client once, all la-di-da, and Whore lets rip – I’m dyin’, bruv, tryin’ not to corpse. She’s all, “Oh my!” and I’m like, “Mate, he’s just vibin’!” Love that horse, but he’s a cheeky sod – reckon he does it to wind me up. “We’re all on the brink of despair,” like in the movie, but Whore? He don’t care, he’s just fartin’ his way through life.

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After that, I stroll down to the waterfront. The view of Lisbon across the river? Stunning! I mean, it’s like a postcard, but I’m here livin’ it. I start strummin’ my guitar, tryin’ to catch some inspiration. But then, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my sandwich! Like, really? I’m just tryna vibe here!

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