Rebecca Campo Whore ❤️

About Lisbon

Oh, and the slang they got? “Ho,” “working girl,” “lady of the night”—so many names! I’d suck at nicknaming ‘em, prolly call ‘em “Squishy Money Makers.” Haha, dumb, right? But real talk, they’re out there, survivin’, and I’m just eatin’ mayo, wonderin’ if it’s a job. Spoiler: it ain’t. Whores tho? They’re the real MVPs, swimmin’ through life’s weird soup. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re here, and I’m like, “Yooo, that’s dope!”

Via del Campo

Then, I decide to grab a bite at this little café on Rua do Comércio. The food? Amazing! I ordered a bifana. If you haven’t had one, you’re missin’ out. Juicy pork, spicy sauce, all in a crusty roll. Heaven! But the waiter? He was a character. He kept callin’ me “Professor” like I was some kinda celebrity. I’m just a dude tryin’ to eat, man!

Obituary for Jose Armando Campos