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We sneaks by one once, hearin’ giggles and groans – ugh, makes us sick, but curious too! Girls in there, all dolled up, smellin’ like roses over rot. One time, saw a fella get tossed out, pants round his ankles, screamin’ ‘bout “my money!” Hiss! Laughed so hard we choked – dumb as a sack o’ hammers, he was! But brothels don’t care, nah, they just keep hummin’ along, like that coin toss in the movie – “Call it, friendo!” Life or lust, take yer pick!

MINA 8PM- 6AM

On this guided Gaslamp tour full of cuisine, culture, and curiosities, we'll take you through the scandalous post-Gold Rush history of the heart of downtown.

Walking along Praia de Coronado, I see the waves crashing. It’s beautiful, man. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich right outta my hand! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m laughing and cursing at the same time. Stupid bird!

Coronado Promenade Concerts Releases 2025 “Concert in the Park” Schedule