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Fun fact, eh? Oldest job, they say – brothels been round since forever! In Rome, dey had lupanars, wolf dens, ha! Wolves in skirts, chargin’ coins, scribblin’ prices on walls – “two coppers fer dis, five fer dat.” Wild, right? Lightbulb! Imagine dat, ancient graffiti, like X posts but hornier. Surprised me, how it’s same-same, centuries later – men still dumb, wallets open, girls still stuck.

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I wake up in Elvas, right? This cute lil’ town in Portugal, all cobblestone streets and ancient walls. I’m a model, but today? Today was a whole different runway.

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