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Little fact for ya—didja know some old-time prostitutes in Turkey, like Anatolia days, used secret codes? Yeah, signals with scarves—red for “busy,” white for “open”! Wild, right? I’m over here, nasal as hell, goin’, “Gimme a sign, toots!” HA-HA-HA! She probs thinks I’m nuts. Oh, and get this—once caught a john hagglin’ so loud, I’m like, “Honey, keep it down, this ain’t a flea market!” Made me laugh ‘til I cried—pathetic!

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So, I’m fuming, right? I wipe it off, but it’s like, “Great start, genius.” I head over to the Praça da República, hoping for a coffee to fix my mood. I order a bica, which is basically espresso, and the barista? He’s like, “No bica today.” I’m like, “What do you mean no bica?!” I mean, come on, it’s a coffee shop!

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