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Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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Then, outta nowhere, this group of tourists rolls in. They’re loud, taking selfies, and I’m just trying to enjoy my drink. One of them bumps into my table, and my galão spills everywhere. I’m like, “Are you kidding me?!” I’m soaked in milk and coffee.

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