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Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

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First stop? The beach, duh! Espinho’s got this killer coastline. I mean, the waves are like, perfect for surfing. I’m not a surfer, but I love watching those dudes catch waves. So, I plop down on the sand, sipping my coffee, and just vibing. Then, BAM! A seagull swoops down and snatches my croissant! Like, excuse me, that was my breakfast! I’m yelling at the bird like it can hear me. “Hey! That’s mine!” But it just flies off, smug as ever. Ugh, so annoying!

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