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So, picture me, stumblin’ ‘round Bikini Bottom, or maybe some shady city, lookin’ for… y’know, *company*. I ain’t smart, but I’m curious! Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a Krabby Patty. Nah, it’s sneaky, like hidin’ from Squidward when he’s grumpy. I heard once, back in old times, they called ‘em “ladies of the night” – fancy, right? Makes me giggle! But it’s true, they been around forever, like jellyfish in the sea.

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Then, I bump into my buddy Miguel. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he tells me he saw a cat chase a pigeon down Rua da Igreja. I mean, who does that? Only in Fafe, right? We laugh about it, and I feel a bit better. But then, he starts talking about his ex. Ugh, can we not? I’m here for the vibes, not the drama!

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