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I reckon brothels are messy—emotional rollercoaster, ya dig? Guys stroll in, all cocky, but some leave broken. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d be all laughs. Nope! One time, heard this tale—Victorian era, right? Gal named Rosie ran a joint, kept a pet parrot. Bird’d squawk dirty words at the johns—hilarious! “How do you live with yourself?” it’d screech, like in the movie. Cracked me up, ribbit!

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ORIHUELA Council is fast-tracking the forced closure of a notorious unlicensed brothel following a slew of complaints. Although officially licensed as a hostel, Policia Nacional sources say that.

So, I’m drying off, sipping my hot choco, when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just sitting there, eavesdropping like it’s a reality show. Turns out, they’re fighting about where to eat. Classic! I’m thinking, “Just go to Restaurante O Pátio! It’s amazing!” But I keep my mouth shut. Not my circus, not my monkeys, right?

Figure 1. Location of burnt areas in mainland Portugal in 2017 (Source:...