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So, here’s the deal - whores ain’t just chicks sellin’ ass, nah, it’s a whole fuckin’ vibe. Back in the day, like way back, ancient Rome shit, they had these lupanars - brothels with tiny rooms, graffiti on the walls sayin’ who banged who. Little known fact, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ bout some Roman dude braggin’ bout his five-minute glory. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I was Hannibal Lecter, fictional as fuck, sizin’ up a john who didn’t pay up. That’s the vibe - they’re predators too, ya see?

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Then, I had a session with a client at the Centro de Saúde. This guy walks in, looking like he just rolled outta bed. I mean, dude, it’s 10 AM! Get it together! He starts talking about his life, and I’m trying to be all professional, but inside I’m like, “Bro, you need to sort your priorities.” But hey, I’m a counselor, right? So I listen.

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